- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

i hate non minorities!

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

alex is cool

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

whats up and also down? your mum

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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