- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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