- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Connor is homo

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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