- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

PENIS lol

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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