A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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