- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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