- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Your mom.

Wolfjob.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Blacks

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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