- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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