- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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