Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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