- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

rocky is here again.......................

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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