Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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