Justin Beiber is a good singer

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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