A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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mental kid

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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