- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Are you gay. No. Ok.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Face...tastes like chicken!

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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