- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.