A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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