So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Women's rights

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Poop

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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