how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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