- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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