- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

WILLYS

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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