A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Chlamydia

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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