Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Obama lin Baden.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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