- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

I like touching my boobs

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

what has genitial warts? me

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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