Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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The Colts this year.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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