- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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