i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Donald Trump

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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