How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Anti Joke

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