Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Granny porn!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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