- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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