- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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