someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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