- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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