What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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