Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Barack Obama

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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