How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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