- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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