Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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