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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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