You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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The holocaust

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Anti Joke

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