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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Make me famous

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

I named my son ps2 controller

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