- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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