- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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