If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What stops a train? A missile

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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cancer

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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