- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

I have cancer. And you're next.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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