- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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