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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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