- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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