A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Everybody will die

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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