- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

the midget went to the midget store

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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