What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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the midget went to the midget store

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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