- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Knock, Knock Who's There

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

A guy at a baseball game....

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

read me write me

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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