- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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