Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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