Obama = ebola

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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