- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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