- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Continents are large islands.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Obama

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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