hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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