- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Chris Bosh's neck

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry