Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

The FCC

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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