Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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how much fish could a chicken

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Anti Joke

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