Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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