- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

mitchell palmer sucks

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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