- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Everybody will die

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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