Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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