- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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