Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Chicken

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Please ignore this statement.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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