- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

who is really lanky? james cornish

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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