Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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penis

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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