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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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