- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

13 =B you just learned something

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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