- Anti Joke

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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