Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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wenis

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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