- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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