How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Who is John Galt?

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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