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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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