- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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