- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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