A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Your mom is not fat!

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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