- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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