What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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