- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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