- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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