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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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