A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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I'm so punny.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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