- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Massie is a fatass

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?