- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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