What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Yellow People !!

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Cliterus

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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i found waldo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Pickle

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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