- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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