Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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