- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

your face

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

rent a cops

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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