- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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