- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??