What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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