- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Penis

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??