Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Anti Joke

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