What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Has u seen my grammar?

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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