- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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