Knock Knock Who's there

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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