- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What has two legs? Half a cat

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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