- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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