- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

I went to school. Then I came home.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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