- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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