- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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