Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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salad days!

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Caramel Boing.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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