A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

The Oakland Raiders

Women's rights

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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