- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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