- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Justin with a hat.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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