- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Equal rights!

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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