- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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