- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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