- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the sky? True or False

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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