- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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