- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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