There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Black people in Camden NJ.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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