why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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