- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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