Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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penis?

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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