- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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