- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

knock knock!? . . No.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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