Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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