- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

WNBA

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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