What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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