what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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how man

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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