In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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