How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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