- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Neil is a reterd.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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