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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Ebola

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Face...tastes like chicken!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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