So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

knock knock? come in

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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