- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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