- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??