what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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