- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight