How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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lol

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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