- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

i found waldo.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What comes after 69? 70

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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