- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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