- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Knock knock. Get out!!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Knock knock.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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