what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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sky silverstein

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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